The Garbage Guardian raccoon knight standing at attention with its bin-lid shield.

Summon your knight

Four sacred rites, performed from this very page. No app, no account, no mercy.

The summoning

Thy Guardian answers the call for 5 minutes after power-on. Then its radio falls silent, for a true knight does not squander his life-force.

  1. Grant it power (batteries out and in, if it already lives). The boot jingle heralds its awakening.
  2. Remain within a few meters and sound the call below.
  3. Choose thy knight from the roll. It rides as Garbage Guardian <name>.